“When you hear a Russian song do you tremble
Does your heart beat loudly in your chest
If so, then come to the Kretchma
It costs plenty, but it is the best
And there is singing, and dancing,
And the Russian wodka is all right
Come to the Kretchma, that’s where they’ll get ya
Drinking wodka every night”
– “The Kretchma” by Darby O’Gill